40 Best Legally Blonde Quotes

It’s official: we receive Legally Blonde 3 Later this year!!! Mindy Kaling is writing the screenplay and Reese Witherspoon is one of the producers (and will reprise her role as Elle Woods, ofc). Honestly, we can’t think of a better team to continue the saga. According to an interview with Witherspoon, the third episode will be “so much fun. So full of fashion. So full of awesome feminist ideas. It will be global. There will be animals. There will be cast members.”

So while we count the days until Legally Blonde 3we can also come back to the first Revenge of a Blonde film that introduced us to the incomparable Elle Woods, sweet Paulette, dreamy Emmett, villain-turned-best-friend Vivian, and the rest of the band. I have collected some of the most iconic Revenge of a Blonde quotes, from the hilarious (“I’m taking the dog…DUMBASS!”) to the heartwarming (“It is with passion, courage of conviction and a strong sense of self that we take our next steps in the world.”) .

So whether you want to take a trip down memory lane or are looking for the perfect Instagram caption (or graduation card post), there’s sure to be a Revenge of a Blonde quote to do the job.

Here are the top 40 Revenge of a Blonde Quote

“Hi. I’m Elle Woods and this is Bruiser Woods. We’re both Gemini vegetarians.” —Elle Woods

“Are you breaking up with me because I’m too…blonde?” —Elle Woods

“I don’t need reinforcements. I’m going to Harvard.” —Elle Woods

“I feel comfortable using legalese in everyday life. [passerby whistles] I oppose it!” —Elle Woods

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“Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands. They just don’t.” —Elle Woods

“Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.” —Elle Woods

“I like your outfit too, except when I dress like a frigid female dog, I try not to look so constipated.” —Elle Woods

“I take the dog…DUMBASS!” —Paulette

“I’m going to show you how valuable Elle Woods can be.” —Elle Woods

“If I want to be a partner in a law firm 30 years from now, I’m going to need a boyfriend who isn’t a complete jerk.” —Elle Woods

[Warner: “You got into Harvard Law?”] “What, like that’s hard?” —Elle Woods

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“Oh, honey, you don’t need law school. Law school is for boring, ugly, serious people. And you, button, you’re none of that.” — Mr. Woods

“I’d rather go to jail than lose my reputation.” — Brooke Taylor-Windham

“If you’re going to let some stupid asshole ruin your life, you’re not the girl I thought you were.” —Professor Stromwell

“Because isn’t the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance not to get your hair wet for at least 24 hours after doing a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate?” —Elle Woods

“The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Everything Cosmos daughter would have known.” – Elle Woods

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“Don’t hit me with your little Prada shoes from last season, honey.” —Enrique Salvatore

“I can’t believe you just called me a jerk. I don’t think anyone has called me a jerk since 9th grade.” —Emmett Richmond [“Maybe not to your face.” — Elle Woods]

“Do you think she woke up one morning and said, ‘I think I’m going to law school today?'” – Professor Callahan

“Once I had to judge a tight contest for Lambda Kappa Pi. Believe me, I can handle anything.” —Elle Woods

“Because I’m not a Vanderbilt, suddenly I’m white trash? I grew up in Bel Air, Warner. Opposite Aaron Spelling. I think most people would agree that’s much better than a stinking old Vanderbilt.” —Elle Woods

“Um, I’m sorry, I was just hallucinating.” —Elle Woods

“You just didn’t get it. I saw it in teen vogue one year ago. So if you’re trying to sell it to me at full price, you’ve picked the wrong girl.” – Elle Woods

“Besides, all masturbatory shows, where his sperm clearly wasn’t looking for an egg, could be called reckless abandonment.” —Elle Woods

“Remember that first impressions aren’t always correct. You always have to trust people. And, most importantly, you always have to trust yourself.” —Elle Woods

“Oh, Warner, remember when we spent those amazing four hours in the hot tub after the Winter Ball?” [Warner: “Yeah…No.”] “It’s so much better than that!” —Elle Woods

“In my experience it has a 98% success rate in getting a man’s attention and when used appropriately it has an 83% return rate on a dinner invitation. . It’s called bend and snap.” —Elle Woods

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“Uh, actually, I wasn’t aware we had a mission.” —Elle Woods

“Thanks for inviting me girls, this party is super fun.” —Elle Woods

[Handing Professor Callahan her resume] “It’s here.” [Professor Callahan “It’s pink.”] “And it’s fragrant. I think it gives it a little something extra, don’t you think?” —Elle Woods

“ME!!!” —Elle Woods

“I’m a law student who just realized her professor is a pathetic asshole.” —Elle Woods

“No more boring suits or tights, I’m trying to be someone I’m not.” —Elle Woods

“All people see when they look at me is blonde hair and big boobs.” —Elle Woods

“I thought that was very classy of you.” —Vivian Kensington

[Elle: “Is this the only interaction you two have ever had?”] “No! Sometimes I say ‘okay’ instead of good.” —Paulette

“Believe me, Paulette, you have all the equipment. Just read the manual.” —Elle Woods

“I’m sure we’re going to see great things from her. Ladies and gentlemen, Elle Woods.” —Professor Stormwell

“It is with passion, courage and conviction that we are taking our next steps in the world.” —Elle Woods

“During my three years at Harvard, I discovered that passion is the key ingredient to the study and practice of law and to life.” —Elle Woods

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